Me as I peruse fanfiction.net: Oh, this looks like a promising story! The summary isn’t awful and there aren’t any misspelled words.
*clicks and begins to read*
Me: Dear God.
*reads some more*
Me: What is this?
*looks around*
Me: Am I being punk’d?
*unable to look away*
Me: Seriously, what is this shit? That’s not even biologically possible!!! Forget this…
*clicks back button and reads another summary*
Me: Oh! This one looks good.
*clicks and begins to read*
Me: Dear God….
(Source: gimmesalling)